claudiobeat:

Run Forrest, Runnn ! 

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tyleroakley:

Living the dream.

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biology teacher: so the sperm is surrounded with glucose

student: you mean semen is like sugar?

biology teacher: yeah basically

me: doesn't taste like sugar

biology teacher:

me:

student:

biology teacher:

me:

student:

me: whoops